January 2011
yo come listen to this shit.
little nigga talking about Kobe is better than MJ.
http://tinychat.com/brianntg
time to fire his ass up.
fuck Men In Black.
a nigga bout to get on that Tiny Chat shit and fuck some white people shit up.
i just hope one of my niggas don't get shot, since...
time for Men In Black I.
Will Smith was a Young Fly Ass nigga. rocking that 90s Fade and pedophile mustache/beard combo.
i might do dat shit 1 of deeze days.
December 2010
That’s when she told me bootyhole, bootyhole. I put it in her bootyhole.
– Kevin Gates
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Yo. I'm hot and bothered astronaut. I'm crashing...
- Earl motherfucking Sweatshirt
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ahhhhhhhhhh niggerfagget
so, lately my parents been on that ol bullshet.
tonight, instead of lurking for booty with my fellow scalawags downtown,
i have to go to a damn dinner with these niggerfaggets.
SHIT DAMN FUCK.
I’m guessing the highlight of tonight will probably be Bad Boys on TBS.
Text Messages From My Dad
inaffitmillz:
“Howler back.”
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BEST SONG OF 0’10.
lost a follower because of Neyo.
bye bitch.
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i feel like spamming y'all with my faviorte R&B...
/start spam
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Black girls.
sheinfluence:
On Tumblr:
In reality:
y’all aint eva lied.
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thiis yea, iit’s @ll @bout Gettiin 13iitches and Gettin $m0ney$.
Hip-Hop line of the year
rockychronicles:
fulltimedreamer0:
“First I park my car, Then I fuck yo bitch”
Thank you Based God
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I can’t say that I love her right yet. We never chilled and ate chicken wings on...
– it , i love new york 2
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rockychronicles:
Fuck you telling me have a happy new years for? I’m not celebrating shit but a different number at the end of 201-.
you ever see a fight when its just niggas trying...
queefjerky:
and you sit there with the “this is no fight it’s a gay ass wrestling match” face
When people are "humbly conceited."
eurowanker:
“I’m just gonna post these pictures of me with my shirt off and me scratching my head because I am confident yet unsure of myself which is why I am scratching my head.”
“OMG I am awkward just look at the way I am groping myself so awkward.”
“Im jussa regler girl like anyone else who plays Gameboy Pocket with her shirt off and no game in the the cartridge slot.”
“I am just a nerdy...
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Cavities. With all this chocolate in your... →
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i think he’s just fucking with y’all.
nigga real name has to be Tobias.
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my dad is as African as they come.
nigga will watch Soccer (futball) and do handsprings around the house once he sees a goal.
You'd never catch me take a shit without the door...
eurowanker:
iamjeremiah:
eurowanker:
wut, keep the door open.unlocked? so a gang of homosexual Neanderthals can come on there and play Punchinella with my asshole or a gang of Dane Cooks and Steve Harveys can come in there and perform stand up? nah shotty. not me. i refuse to die during diarrhea. not Tobias Jiemenez
what’s wrong with Steve Harvey doe bruh?
that picture explains it all....
You'd never catch me take a shit without the door...
eurowanker:
wut, keep the door open.unlocked? so a gang of homosexual Neanderthals can come on there and play Punchinella with my asshole or a gang of Dane Cooks and Steve Harveys can come in there and perform stand up? nah shotty. not me. i refuse to die during diarrhea. not Tobias Jiemenez
what’s wrong with Steve Harvey doe bruh?
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black girls that have white girl names.
waterforchocolate:
memoriesovereverything:
taintedambitions:
memoriesovereverything:
taintedambitions:
jovencitaaa:
iamjeremiah:
wat up wit dat?
Fuck you.
i like my white name! courtney jennifer woot woooot.
Names don’t have a race
technically they do…names have origins.
Origin doesn’t mean race though. A name can be African, doesn’t mean the person has to be black.
...
rockychronicles:
extra-average:
buzzflyyear:
sea-loh:
suspect
Does this nigga have on a satin shirt with no t-shirt with the top 3 buttons unbuttoned? lololol
Arched eyebrows… . .hhmmmm
Them eyebrows a bit too pretty though
that nigga sweeter than a glass of grandma’s ice tea.
These are the breaks. Break it down. Break it...
Break it downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
I'm gonna watch Phat Beach now.
i’m hella bored, and my mother won’t let me drive.
Shit. Damn. Fuck my life with a gorilla dick.